Bullshit in black and white.

I stumbled upon this. Everything is exactly what it said until I come in. Yay for intrusion!

Her: I like someone

Him: Who?

Her: Wait wait, I love someone.

Him: Can you tell me who?

Her: Yeah, but you can't laugh.

Him: Okay, I won't. Just tell me.

Her: It starts with "y", and ends with "u"

Him: I like that person too.

Me: Go fuck yourselves, you're both going to die alone anyway.

Her: Who are you?!

Me: I'm god.

Him: No you're not, God's a dude.

Me: So now you're sexist? Great. You're not only lying to this pathetic girl, but you're sexist as well. Great.

Her: He is neither! I love him and he loves me.

Him: .....yeah.

Me: Well. *awkward cough* there you go.

THE END!!!